Monday, 19 December 2011

A touch of class

I have always thought that anybody who uses the expression 'classy', isn't. Today I read this in a profile...

NO "QUICKIE" rape scenes. Have some class!
...and don't forget to say please and thank you - there is nothing worse than being raped by somebody who lacks common courtesy!

Heaven forbid.

I guess everything is relative.

I wonder, should Raffles the Gentleman Rapist buy her a full dinner afterwards, or would she just settle for a Kebab?