My son just came out of the closet. He just said to me, "I am gay".
I said, "Er... no you aren't".
He said, "Yes I am, I am gay".
He's 5 years old, I did say it might be a little soon for him to decide. But he is adamant. He says he is a boy, he likes boys, and although girls are okay, he doesn't really like them. So he is gay.
It's hard to argue that logic.
He is now running around, punching the air and in his deepest voice, chanting, "I am gay! I am gay! I am gay".