Friday, 30 December 2011

Still Besotted

Never? Not Ever?

Never sent me this picture tonight from a couple of days ago. Im so happy you are back in SL, and thrilled you are spending time with me... and this song was playing. It was quite emotional. Still Besotted.

(Yes, it is those Wailers in the days before they became dredd-head, spliff tokin' rastas)

Monday, 26 December 2011

B's Fetish Wear by Bhadragura Rodenberger

I have been meaning to do it for a while, when I find a shop I like, do a bit of an article with some photos. And why not, I do tend to pillage a shop when I find a place I like.

Having bumped into Bhadragura Rodenberger this morning and recognizing her name, I decided to revisit her store. After all, it is Boxing day, I knew it was going to be quiet. You can visit B's store in marketplace here, or inworld here.

Grey Mini Corset Dress

Grey Corset Mini Dress

Vintage Black Lace Corsage

Corsage Murano

Corsage Murano
Corsage Cologne

Leather Corset Dress

Retro Black Striped Skirt

Le Soir

Le Soir

Gown Set Lucy

Countess Rubber Gown
 Bhadragura told me that she is busy making new shoes -- I have tried a pair of her shoes and unfortunately, couldn't get on with them. And as yet, I haven't tried her bondage equipment, which looks very interesting. Definitely worth a visit because the clothing is very good, and exceptional value for money.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Men of the world

American Men

An American: hi
Vicky Caramel: Hi
An American: how r u
Vicky Caramel: i R gr8
An American: good!
Vicky Caramel: Glad it makes you happy.
An American: would you be interested in this boy Miss?
Vicky Caramel: Interested? I looked at your profile... it's blank. Nothing interesting there at all.
An American: im very obedient Miss
Vicky Caramel: Did you read my profile?
An American: no Miss.
Vicky Caramel: Well?
An American: i don't read profiles, I prefer to have good conversations
Vicky Caramel: Conversation? You got to be kidding!


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German Men

A German: Hi
Vicky Caramel: Hi
A German: How are you?
Vicky Caramel: I am fine thank you.
A German: I am a very loyal and obedient slave Madame.
Vicky Caramel: Did you read my profile?
A German: Oh, you only take girls
Vicky Caramel: I know
A German: I have no limits. You can fist me in the arse.
Vicky Caramel: What makes you think I'd want to do that?
A German: You can cut my dick of or kill me, I don't mind.
Vicky Caramel: I do!


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Italian Men

An Italian: You are very beautiful.
Vicky Caramel: I know
An Italian: You have a nice ass
An Italian: I love older women, so sexy
An Italian: I love you big its
Vicky Caramel: Thats nice dear.
An Italian: I have a castle. would you like to see?
Vicky Caramel: Did you read my profile?
An Italian: Yes
Vicky Caramel: And?
An Italian: Very sexy pictures, you are beautiful lady
Vicky Caramel: What part of 'Lesbian' are you not getting?
An Italian: Why don't we go somewhere beautiful and talk about it.
Vicky Caramel: Yeah, lets not.



Based on real conversations at the Bondage Ranch.


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Ghetto man

(after deliberately pushing me)
[17:35:31] Ghetto man : I did not mean to push you
[17:36:19] Ghetto man : I dont persay like Mistresses nor believe in them but I am not rude
[17:37:28] Vinny Caramel: What do you mean you don't believe in Mistresses?
[17:38:24] Ghetto man : well to be honest I think they are a peice of shit on a sim if you want my honest answer
[17:39:08] Vinny Caramel: Well it's honest. And it tells me a lot about you.
[17:39:22] Ghetto man : Good I hope it was clear
[17:39:49] Ghetto man : but sorry for bumping you I know you like to stand front and center
[17:39:58] Vinny Caramel: yep
[17:40:14] Ghetto man : attention seeker I read your site
[17:40:22] Ghetto man : I laughed the whole day
[17:40:38] Ghetto man : have a good day
[17:40:48] Vinny Caramel: uh-hu... Sorry, who is being an attention seeker? You want a reaction?
[17:41:27] Ghetto man : No I was just saying I am sorry I dont like to talk to wannabe men so you are now muted
[17:42:18] Vinny Caramel:  I don't wannabe a man, but I'm more of a man than you'll ever be.

(Continued in local)

[2011/12/25 17:43] νicky Caramel (vinny.caramel): So Outcast.... you really muted me?
[2011/12/25 17:44] Onyx (onyx.kelberry): Vicky he aint worth talking to anyway
[2011/12/25 17:44] νicky Caramel (vinny.caramel): Really, you send me insults by IM and mute me so I can't respond?
[2011/12/25 17:44] νicky Caramel (vinny.caramel): Frightened of how I might show you up?
[2011/12/25 17:45] Doro (doro.blackheart): outcast´s brain is smaller than his dick^^
[2011/12/25 18:01] νicky Caramel (vinny.caramel): Outcast - Your head is tiny. Suits you actually.












Thursday, 22 December 2011

Coffee in Venice


Ms Caramel blushed a little as the waitress brought the coffee, it wasn't that she was a pretty slender Italian who fluttered her eye-lids. It was because Gertrude had tried so hard to look nice with her gloves and pearls, and thick makeup. Blue eye shadow! What was she thinking?

Vicky leaned back in her chair and stared intently at Gertrude over her espresso. "Do remind you to take you shopping for some make up Miss Dreier, if you are to be seen out with me, we must have you looking your very best."

Gertrude shifted uncomfortably, leaned away, averting her gaze, looking out across the canal, then leaned forward hiding her face with her hand. She could feel her cheeks become warm, her neck stiffened, her heart pounded, and an ache come to the backs of her legs -- she crossed them tight and realized that the adrenalin, with no place else to go was making her foot wave up and down. Her sandal was slapping her sole.

As she realized she glanced back up at Vicky who was waiting to meet her eyes with a sour look of disappointment.  Without breaking eye contact Vicky raised herself up, leaned in closer across the table, then moving her gaze downwards into Gertrude's lap. "Have you got something wrong with you?"

"No Ma'am" she whispered.

Vicky's face softened into a kind smile, "There's a lovely view from here.... Your thighs look delicious in those stockings". She winked and tried not to laugh. "Very nice."

"Sorry Ma'am, thank you Ma'am" She stuttered as she quickly covered herself, "You did say that Venice... I have been saving my allowance... I went shopping this morning."

"You visited some boutiques did you? Bought yourself some underwear? You are learning Gertie! Wunderbar underwear makes you feel wunderbar." she said mocking Gertrude's heavy German accent. She raised her coffee cup to her mouth, then paused. "You must show me later, let me see where my money is going."